Some years back there was an armed robbery in the biggest Bus station in Dublin.
The crack was that something like six hundred employees got paid in cash and two guys walked into the cash/ wages office about ten minutes beforehand and grabbed a huge amount of cash and then, being dressed in Busmans uniforms, walked out, and away.
It was all over the news and the papers, biggest story of the week.
Easy money for those who dare.
Two weeks later, the same two boys walked in again and had another bite of the cherry and grabbed the same amount of money again.
I knew the two dudes well and although not one of them had ever heard “Pretty Boy Floyd”.. they were true to his memory.
Its easy to scoff, but this kind of psychosis amongst professional plumbers is on the rise in most civilised countries, and is not receiving the sort of serious consideration or treatment that it needs. A urinal on its own is nothing, of course, but this is, in fact, a desparate cry for help from a troubled pipe monkey. It takes very little to push one of these eople over the edge, to escalate from a few public toilets to entire en suites, from the occasional public lavatory to entire office towers. Oh yes, you may mock me now, but just wait until you find yourself scrambling from room to room in the middle of the night, frantically trying to figure out where the bathroom went as the pressure builds and builds …