Nice to see the sun maintaining it’s level of quality journalism.
Oh, dear. Are we going to descend into potty humour? 
djm
do try to rise to the occasion 
It’s a slow, downward spiral…or is it a downward swirl?
Depends on one’s hemisphere, doesn’t it? 
djm
EEEEeeeeewwwww!
I hope they welded the spit valves shut!
Considering some of the humor (humour) around here, it may be an ascent.
AH! Here it is. On page 1347 of Flyingcursor’s Book of Made Up Facts".
…and the Bishop, unable to contain his laughter did declare all further references to the “potty” as unsuitable for jesting for it was, in their time, common to commit revelry when encountering bodily waste or references thereof.
Ah. It was probably a piss-poor instrument at best.
Not any more, it ain’t.
djm
That’s…gross.
Doesn’t everybody know that’s what trees are for?
toilet paper
I detect a serious low in “news-worthy” hard copy… even for the quick nosed reporters of ‘slag rags’.