Ah! String theory, and I thought it was something else.
yar…we’ll have cheese jokes in a bit. 
“The Universe on Five Dollars a Day”.
Intergalactic communication using two tin cans and a shoestring (apparently a really long one). Obvious proof of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.
Very cool. 
Doc
Your call can not be completed as dialed, please hang up and try another can.
I can’t believe no-one has made a “strung out” pun yet. It’s really getting on my nerves. I don’t know why this makes me so upset, but the longer I wait the more angry I’m getting. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!? 
djm
Here - take hold of this and play some cats-cradle to calm down.
I thought about it but I yo-yo’d back and forth
It’s okay. I was just stringing you along.
djm