Hey, honey, want to interact gravitationally?
Some of us are already gravitationally challenged, thank you.
djm
If I was Ursa Major I’d find this unbearable.
Things here are starting to get pretty grizzly.
djm
Now let’s not get polarized.
<groan> Another Kodiak moment.
djm
And the rest of us are just browned off.
You’re all just being slothful now. This is bound to degenerate into pandemonium.
Ooo, doubles! I haven’t seen anything like that since I lost my bearings in Koala Lumpur. 
djm
it hurts!