…Mass Storage Device"
Man, the Vatican gets its tentacles into everything. Am I going to hell if I use to to store pr0n instead?
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Uh…what?
…Oh. Mass. Haha.
That doesn’t make any sense. How can one electronically store matter. I understand that matter and energy can be converted into each other, but that’s not quite how jump drives work.
That’s the mystery of Transubstantiation, baby.
Also, Mass is just Energy over the Speed of Light, squared.
So, you know, they just speed things up at the USB connector.
Don’t you have to use firewire?
I thought you had to get matter really cold before it started to have identity problems.
…but then I kept falling asleep in Mass Storage Class.
I just hate to see you dBase yourself this way.
djm
I can hear you SQLin’ from here.
There just seems to be OODles of these! 
djm