Rome Resurgens!
I might apply to be a money lender. My new name will be Titus Officius.
Romanus eunt domus!
Where do I apply for a gladiating exemption?
Romani ite domum.
Now, write it out a hundred times. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.
I’m only interested if they’ll have Roman feasts and orgies.
I’m not eating Garum.
First time through I read that as “I’m not eating guar gum”…
I thought this was going to be a thread about Gypsies. Another term (and I think more PC) for gypsies is Rom.
What a coincidence. Last night I had Chef Boyardee lasagna for dinner, and then today I find this thread. Oh boy oh boy! If I bring my own toga, can I get to practise bulimia? 
djm
Take me to your vommitorium… oops, sorry…“qua est vommitorium?”
You can’t practice bulimia anymore than you can practice cancer.
I picked out my name:
Gaia Popillia Laenas!!!
I’m planning on being called Gluteus Maximus…
I did, too, and thought maybe Bireli Lagrene had recorded a new album or something. Rats!
Just what we need. 
How are they going to get ahold of enough slaves to make the economy work? 
Guess I never found classical culture all that appealing 
Invade Dalmatia, of course! Then there’s Macedonia, Galatia, Arabia Felix… No problem!
Well, I guess we could try it again. Only skip the lead plumbing and maybe things will turn out differently.
Haven’t you heard? 
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