ROTFLMAO! 
you owe me a cup of coffee; it’s all over my office now! 
edited to add:
I’m gonna cut and paste that to my favorite lines file
You must spit very far or have a tiny office (or both)…
Only after the cat has bought the pretty squirrel about five beers and has used all his best chat-up lines!
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Check the new sigline, Nano, props forever to ya!
Hey, look, everyone! I’m published at last. 
Hmm. No, I’m not.
Oh, well. Glad to be of inspiration. 
Yeah, well, it was high time for a change; that lunatic line was getting a little serious, iffen ya know…
This is the information I am drawing from your statement:
- You have seen a feral cat eating a bird.
- You have seen a feral cat eating a chipmunk.
- You have not seen a cat with a squirrel
- You have seen a squirrel eating a cat.
The first conclusion I can draw is that since you have not seen a cat with a squirrel, you therefore have not seen a cat eating a squirrel.
The second conclusion I am able to draw here is quite straightforward and requires no tricky reasoning. If I were a feral cat I would stick to the birds and chipmunks because if I go after a squirrel it is likely to eat me.
Are we together on this?
Squirrels taste like chicken.
Chickens are basically dinosaurs.
I have not seen a squirrel eat a chicken.
I don’t know where I’m going with this.
Look! He’s attacking a little sandwich.
Poor little sandwich. 
Squirrels taste like chicken.
Chickens are basically dinosaurs.
I’ve sampled at least half of Jurassic Park.
overkill is a beautiful thing… 
You are what you eat.
My cat likes to eat baked beans.
My cat is a legume.
If baked beans make my cat gassy, it’s not so’s I’d notice, the saints be praised. I wouldn’t care for the competition, anyway.
Although it appears that cats (younger cats, at least) can handle these spectacular landings, it is my experience that these are the same cats that will suffer arthritis problems sooner when they age. It might seem like a clever idea at the time to go hurling cats through the air, but they really weren’t designed for this sort of mistreatment, and the cat will suffer for it later.
djm
Okay, here’s where you went.
Squirrels taste like dinosaurs but do not eat them.
Just to assure you all, I do not in any way encourage, force, or otherwise induce cats to engage in airborne feats of derring-do. I just like to tussle with 'em.
I used to have a cat which ate black-eyed peas. He too was a legume.
I had a sheep that ate dog food. He was an industrial by-product. BAAAAA