A chicken and an egg were lying in bed together. The egg had a smile on her face and was smoking a cigarette. The chicken glared at the egg and said “Well, I guess this answers the proverbial old question”. 
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The “proverbial old question”??? That chickens and eggs are lesbian?
Wow, I hadn’t thought of it that way. 
And another thing - who pays for the cigarettes that the egg is smoking, and more importantly, 'WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILLLLLDRENNNNNN???"
Wow, I’ll never think of smoked chicken in the same way again. What about hot chicks?
djm
That’s why I like omelets better than fried eggs.
(geez, this is Friday, isn’t it?)
Full moon, too. Stay tuned. It just gets worse. 
djm
O.K. everybody, don’t get so “egg-cited” !! 
One of the reasons I like this forum, is the ease and comfort with which everybody can feel free to yolk around…sorry… 
Why the chicken crossed the road?
ahhh…sure,…that’s close enough!
Which begs a more profound question: Why did the Uilleann piper cross the road?
…cuz it was more humid on the other side of the road and his reeds worked better over there.
…I’m sure someone has a better answer…
'Cause he heard it made (insert maker here)'s waiting list shorter? Soory, bad one
Potential answers to your query:
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Because he heard his reed crow.
Because the octopus had eaten the chicken.
I don’t know what it was, but the chicken sure wasn’t going to step in it.
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TO GET TO THE DARK SIDE! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! 
djm
To see if the chieftains wanted to record something with it…
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Why the chicken crossed the road?[/quote]
To get away from the pipe band on the other side…
(Appologies to all GHB pipers, it was a cheap shot)
-gary
Q: why did the UP piper cross the road?
A: to get away from the session with 5 bodhran players.
(great animated GIF there, snoogie - makes me thirsty!)