Don’t tell me you’ve been holding back! 
On a slightly toward-the-topic divergence…pump up your swimmies folks. Looks like the water’s gettin’ bigger.
Yes, I’ve heard water retention can be an issue for some folks.
There’s a loophole to that: Just simply reference another time zone where it isn’t Wednesday.
If I’m going to bother finding a time zone where it isn’t Wednesday, I’m going to spend all that time looking for a time zone where it’s always Saturday, or payday, or Christmas.
The day of the week doesn’t matter. All that matters is that [u]it’s five o’clock somewhere[/u].
I don’t drink.
No worries about water retention, then.
<A TARGET"NEW" HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuUUBrC9eQ">Does anyone really know what time it is?
djm
yes…I don’t care though 
The real trouble, of course, is that time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
into the future.
Actually, doesn’t it slip into the past? Whatever. I always thought it was a dumb song anyway.
No flying like an eagle for you, then.
djm
Maybe after I get that trebuchet built…
Badgers in the sky 
With diamonds.
Picture yourself on a train with a badger … hmm … maybe not.
Or better yet, we could do something with Ghost Badgers in the Sky. Or how about rewriting Riders on the Storm? 
djm
riders was the tune that I was hearing…
This is heresy. You’re not only telling me that the earth isn’t flat, but that it expands. What next? There are other celestial bodies other than the sun and the moon? :-/
Madness, this is what happens when they teach evolution-theory at school instead of Intelligent Design.
Which is firmly grounded in the Bible!