…from your overall Chiff and Fipple experience of late, this might fit the bill:
So which Chiffy person is which in the sketch?
We need a policeman to come in and put a stop to this nonsense.
No, we don’t!
Don’t be so contrary, Yes we do.
I’m the receptionist who can’t quite get her lines out right.
Oh darn…alright, then I get to be the girl with that funky dress who walks out as the guy is trying to walk in. I’d totally wear that dress.
Abuse!! 
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!? Shut your festuring gob you TIT!! Don’t give me that you snot-faced heap of parrot-droppings! Your type makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERVERT! 
Oh for heaven’s sake. You’re just jealous because I got the funky dress and you didn’t.
Hey. I’ve already worn that funky dress back in the day. 
In fact I’ve got a nice vintage purple velvet one up in my closet…
I wanna work in the abuse room. I’ve already got the experience with my day job, just wanna be giving instead of taking it..
I knew you had…I was just being snarky 
I need a funky dress like that. With Go-Go boots. With all the dancing I’ve been doing around my kitchen as of late, it would be appropriate
I actually did come in looking for a good arguement but the rubber room is gone.
Really gone this time. When did this occur?
Just watch the video again. Same effect.
Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_joTJWI-LHU
Monty Python and a mocha, a great way to start the day.
Here ya go Izzy, these look kinda like mine were. You know, I had a time finding gogo boots that looked right to me. Most were just high heeled, up to the knee tight on the leg things-can’t really get into fancy dancin’ moves in those high heels. Now these are made for gogo’n. 
or you might like these, take your pick-
I’ve got some kinda like these up in my closet too… bottom right corner. Those were some long shoe laces and mine had no zipper on the side, just laces.
oh, and here’s a dress to complete the outfit. It’s up to you to find the blue lipstick, and do up your eyes with lots of blue eyeshadow, black eyeliner and black mascara, for the lower lashes too. Don’t forget to paint in some black lower lashes, ala Twiggy.
Dance on…
The ones in the lower right corner are to DIE for (minus the zipper, of course). I want them. And I would so wear that dress. With the blue lipstick and black eyeliner. OMG…I was so born in the wrong century.
well that’s certainly true but how long has it been off line?
Since 13 May 2009. See https://forums.chiffandfipple.com/t/proctlock-3000/64545/1