I hope you guys swept up the broken glass and got rid of the empty cans and bottles.
Huh? What about Dale’s back? Is it bothering him?
Yeah, he was on Chat last night and the whole screen started shaking and tilting. He must be bearing some of the Force.
We have here an Undisputed case of a lumbar scoliosis, indicating postural hyperlordotic deformity. The marked Undisputed vertebrae exhibit early signs of spondylolisthesis. Personally, I’d recommend a decompression of isthmic pseudarthrosis or removal of disc herniation.
Just my two cents, of course.
Sounds like we’re just a pain in the neck… well, in layman’s terms.
I’m awfully glad we’re not a pain in the a**!
~Andrea
Actually, we are. That’s the lumbar spine, not the neck. The dark black circly areas to the left of the 4 and 5 (meaning lumbar vertebrae 4 and 5) are . . . gas in the colon.
So maybe we’re just a fart.
Stuart
Dales Back?
Actually, the funniest news story came in on a homeschool list I belong to and I’ve been dying to share it with someone. 
Sometimes the funniest/grossest/weirdest things can spark a great lesson-- you know kids. 
Click here–> Farting Fish
~Andrea
Well, with the exception of the last sentence, you could substitute “men” for “fish” in the above paragraph. See, ladies, and you claim we never communicate! 
What a gas!!!
Well, I am exhaust-ed.
Once upon a midnight dreary, C&F grew weak and weary,
O’er many a whistle’s chiff and volume, perturbed and cylindrical bore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
Came a sound so gently rapping, rapping at the Milliposters’ door.
“The Undisputed King,” I muttered, “Can’t be knocking at the door-
For he’s gone to England’s shore.”
Then methought the air grew denser, dense as Jerry Springer’s censor,
Like a windway clogging slowly, dampening the tufted floor.
“Dale,” I cried, “Why from us went thee? That Isles abroad have surely spent thee?
Despite- despite thy swift departure, I need a word to rhyme with floor!
Quaff, oh quaff despite the cough, remember us just as before!”
Oh! hee hee, it was Dale at the door!
Impressive wordsmithing, Walden!
So is Dale gonna have to bail anyone out of jail?
Dale was gone? Rats, missed my opportunity…
PhilO