Chiff & Fipple Calls for More Interns!

John Kerry has agreed to help do the interviews.

Actually, Bill has agreed to take over the “chore:” he’s quite experienced.

Seriously though, I hope you’re not sinking to the level of the NY Post and the good ole boys who are now running scared that daddy’s little do nothing, know nothing, couldn’t give a squat for nought but my own pleasure and further enrichment of Cheney’s cohorts, dorm raiding, buy his way into Ivy League school little punk of a president might actually lose the next election both popularly and in the elctorate as well?

If any of these rumors actually pan out and if he’s (Kerry) lying about it, that’s bad and he won’t be able to run. Adultery is bad and so is using a position of power to have sex with those subordinate to you professionally; however, being inately blase about the regular folk, being shortsighted and hypocritical about the wellfare of our own people and those round the world, and being short on vision, intelligence and energy as a world leader is dangerous.

Ta ta

PhilO

-James Joyce would be proud! :smiley:

Mantra

Bush is our intellectual inferior,
an uncaring immoral dimwit.
Say it in public, on the internet, never miss
an opportunity to get personal.
The undecided will find
Bush’s genetic inferiority less plain
than what will appear to be our meanspirited elitism.
And when we lose the election,
we can sit back, satisfied and say:
‘Those poor blind fools!’

^^you ought to tweak that a little, make it fit into a meter. :smiley:

Sen. Kerry was quoted “I’m going to say this one more time. I did not…have..sexual…relations…with that woman…Theresa Heinz Kerry”.

Maybe the newcomer can do more about Haïti?

Afer all, you guys are after rogue states leaders…

I’m going into politics. I want an intern.
I’ll settle for a dental assistant.