Chiff bomb shelter for the Commander in Chief

Poststructural Pub
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I see the news about the sky falling has reached the important decision makers:

from
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jtBuR84p6FU4UpQRIk9iZfnn5HEQ

Huntsville [Alabama] is dusting off its Cold War manual to create the nation’s most ambitious fallout-shelter plan, featuring an abandoned mine big enough for 20,000 people to take cover underground.

Others would hunker down in college dorms, churches, libraries and research halls that planners hope will bring the community’s shelter capacity to 300,000, or space for every man, woman and child in Huntsville and the surrounding county.

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That is, until a mine collapse.

:blush:

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In related news, Tom Cruise, is building a $10 million bomb shelter in Colorado.

http://www.popcrunch.com/tom-cruise-bomb-shelter-10-million/

What do Tom Cruise and the Huntsville city leaders know that the rest of us don’t know?

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Will they dust off the old “Duck and Cover” films and routine?

ahhhhh…the fun days of my childhood…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0K_LZDXp0I

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Tom has designed a ‘high-tech air-purifying’ system equipped to support up to ten people for over a year.

Boy, he’s real generous. That’s probably not even enough to cover his immediate staff.

The underground network didn’t work so well for Saddam Hussein. I believe Alabama has nothing on him when it comes to underground living.

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As long as you can keep the public scared and off guard you can get away with just about anything.

djm