When I wor a lad, we used to sing “The Quartermaster’s Store”. It was a family tradition that we made up our own rhymes - Rats, rats, rats as big as cats, Cheese, cheese with kilts and hairy knees, Meat, meat, enough to sink the fleet… etc.
It was only years later as an adult I learned there was a kosher official version of this song with proper verses. It was a shock, I can tell you.
Here’s the WWI version:
The Quarter Masters Stores
There were rats, rats, big as bloody cats
In the store, in the store
There were rats, rats, big as bloody cats
In the Quartermaster’s stores
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me
There was beer, beer, to bring us all good cheer
In the store, in the store
There was beer, beer, to bring us all good cheer
In the Quartermaster’s store
There was cheese, cheese, rotting, stinking cheese
In the store, in the store
There was cheese, cheese, rotting, stinking cheese
In the Quartermaster’s store
There was bread, bread, heavy as lumps of lead
There was whisky, whisky, the stuff that makes you frisky
There were socks, socks, filthy, smelly socks
There were tents, tents, full of holes and rents
There was rice, rice, full of bugs and lice
There were flies,flies, eating all the pies
In the Quartermaster’s store
A “Scouting” version:
Quartermaster’s Store
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
In the stores, in the stores
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats
In the Quartermaster’s store
My eyes are dim, I can not see
I have not brought my specks with me
I have not brought my specks with me
Mice . . . running through the rice
Snakes . . . as big as garden rakes
Beans . . . as big as submarines
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches
Eggs . . . with scaly chicken legs
Butter . . . running in the gutter
Lard . . . they sell it by the yard
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead
Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze
Soot . . . they grow it by the foot
Goats . . . eating all the oats
Bees . . . with little knobby knees
Owls . . . shredding paper towels
Apes . . . eating all the grapes
Turtles . . . wearing rubber girdles
Bear . . . with curlers in its hair
Buffalos . . . with hair between their toes
Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes
Coke . . . enough to make you choke
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy
Roaches . . . sleeping in the coaches
Flies . . . swarming 'round the pies
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts
Leaders . . . slapping at the skeeters
…and anything else you can think of!