Best Outdoor-Whistlin' Whistle?

Robed of a patent?
I’ve been robbed of a magnificent idea!Just goes to show-ya, there are thinkers and then there are dewars, ah doers.
Nice work DazedinLA.

Keith

We at Dazed Industries apologize for any inconvenience caused by the crash of our server…consumer response to the FippleShield product release notice was greater than our IT guys had anticipated. They have just installed a 50 Zigabyte system, and we are hoping this will keep pace with the surge in hit traffic. Rest assured that you may still add your name to the waiting list.

In response to recent requests for testimonials about the FippleShield, we offer the following quotes from one of our recent press releases:

“I never put a whistle to my lips without first making sure its got the protection of a FippleShield.” – Anjelina Jolie

“The long-term effects of the FippleShield product may well lead to widespread irrational exuberance.” – Alan Greenspan

“This works great…Americans can and should equip their whistles with safety devices such as the FippleShield.” – Charles Heston

“Is it just me, or is this thing fantastic?” – Andy Rooney

“Love it. Will this thing fit on a cigar?” – M. Ditka

“Amazing. How did you do that. No, really, show me how you did that.” – David Copperfield

If it’s good enough for Angelina Jolie, it’s good enough for me! Sign me up!