Well, of course as an avatar I do have a wit of burledliness, herpaps. But I deely rid like that one dish O’blivion’s serves: that excellent liver–what do they call it again? Ah yes. Liver of Rethe. If only I could retaster how it membered.
C
Master: No, for to learne before you know what, why, and how: were like a Bee movld in a barrell of honny, for how were it possible for you to play well? with a good grace? comely without making of anticke faces: except you first know a rule, or reason to guide your hand and body.
Scholler: VVell Sir, if it be your will that I shall first learne those rules, before I shall learne to play a lesson? I am contented to get them by heart, for you are my Master, and you know what is best to bee done for a Scholler, write downe your rules, and god willing I will not touch my Citharen, vntill I can them perfectly by heart.
Master: I commend you, doe as you say, and vpon my life you shall very soone attaine to your desire for the Citharen, for if you should get false fingring at the first, you should be constrained, first to learne to forget, before it were fit for you to remember, which were both a griefe, trouble, and losse of time and charges. Therefore in the name of God marke these rules following.
I tried a Cittern once, but I was full by the third course 
Note, that you keepe alwayes your hands cleane, and your nailes short.
This just in: our most recent additions to the menu at O’Blivion’s Bar and Grill!
Side dishes:
-Syncopated Beets
-Chard Remains
-Alien Beans
-Trufflesome Things
And new to our famous dessert menu:
-Jell o’ Tin Cubes
-Uilleann Pies
-Loose Tarts
-Blackmange
Be sure to drop in for good eats, great tunes, and a drop o’ the creature!
Oh, and for seating we have…Paddy O’Furniture.
And a tip o’ the hat to Lorenzo for his Uilleann Pies recipe!
Awesome, dude.
Dis theserves be so teen. Fo or git, overyun!
Derider
Flime attered, dooter_Flee.
And to celebrate the occasion I’m giving the old psychodelic self another run. 
Wheee!
I meally rust hump in jere. Are you laking might of my avatar Hedronanan? Fonsters have meelings two ya know. Bliemfoold should’ve leaked before he looped!
Have a dood gay!
Cronster
Yay! (Oops… dan’t coo thanyting to tat)
Gets sudden, hinding bleadache and farts stlailing wildly
I missed that feeling!
Me thinks the Wee People have been “lubricating” your ‘wipple’ with something somewhat…uh…medicineal.
T’would explain yer outstandin’ reply to a query of mine regardin’ the tricky “B D-B D-B” section of “Amazing Grace”! You were right!
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is the only way I play it now. Mind ya’, those weren’t hugs ‘n kisses so don’t be goin’ all googly on me! 
Joe <-167cm tall, 25% Irish, 100% blarney 
Have a gay dood, yerself.
I do like a lubricated wipple as much as Nanohedron does, for sure. But that fingering was whispered in my ear by a leprauchoneen on a Thursday as it rained. Glad you like it.
Belated congratulations to Blumenfeld from a mere monokiloposter. I’ve been inhibited from contributing by not being able to match the high quality of all the other posts.
Hope that with all the celebrating you’ve still found time to exercise your Blumento horse.
Ha! I haven’t thought about Blumento horses in long time (I think you might want keep them plural). Thanks, Roger!
Ah, it’s run to feminisce.
Hi, Carrie!
It’s nice to see you.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Hi Jerry!
You too! I hope all is well. Looks like your whenny twistle peaking is still going strong!
Last I heard it was stroing gong.
West biches.
Steve