Ah, proof at last that you you do have good taste. 
What if I was a dancer…hmmmm, what kind of dancer would I be? 
not a major one…
Not a major, but minor…
Morris Minor?
…bet ya didn’t see that one comin’
Course not!
Me? know a damn thing about cars? Nahhhh! 
Just give me a minute to get my bells on and I’ll dance on the roof for you.
Okay! That one’s got a roll cage, so it’ll support the weight; I’ll just spray a protective clear coating on first , there ya go barter, have at it!