A letter from "Mr. Joseph Smith."

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Got this in my email today! I’m so excited. JES, why didn’t you tell us you had a new job in the gaming industry! It sounds like fun.

BTW, if you could just mail my check for 300,000 euros directly to me, poor Miss. Lillian won’t have to bother with all that silly email stuff. Easier all round. Thanks so much!
:wink:


FROM: MR.JOSEPH SMITH.

E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.
LOTTERY AND GAMING
CORPORATION,

MONTH OF APRIL LOTTERY,

WINNING NUMBER: FLO-06315369

DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) FROM E.U
LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A
DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WAS ONE
OF THE WINNER OF THE PRIZE AMOUNT,

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM
YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS WILL ONLY LAST FOR TWO MONTHS
LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF
THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. PLEASE CONTACT OUR
APPROVED AGENT FOR THE CLAIM AND TRANSFER OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE TO YOUR
NOMINATED ACCOUNT.

E.U LOTTERY ONLINE AGENCY.
MISS. LILLIAN MORGAN.
DIRECTOR OF WINNING CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
Email: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

REGARDS,

MR. JOSEPH
SMITH.
DIRECTOR OF E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.

[I just saw on the news some folks are actually falling for these online lottery scams…it’s a crazy planet.]

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Looks like one of our moderators has a side job. :astonished: :laughing:

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Uh, ummmm…er…ummmmm…huh? Wha?Ermmm…uh…

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Your use of English has improved since the letter you sent to scottielvr.

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Ummmmm… heh…uh… mmmmmmmm… heh… uh…

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Dude. You are so fired.

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Geez, JES, I’m so shocked. :boggle: :astonished: :boggle:
I hope you look good in orange.

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hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina… ummmmmm…er…uh… shit!!!

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Well said, JES, understood every word of it…

…I’LL NEVER TELL…

:thumbsup:

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I… uh… I… I…

I would like to take this moment to slap my parents for making me possible… and… ummmm…

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Is it true that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?

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Lottery scams somehow don’t seem very latter-day saintly.

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I love that!!

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… one must bend and sway with the times. :smiley:

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Bet he didn’t even send one to Gilder.

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There ya go! Having a Palm Tree moment? :laughing:

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The dwarf palmettos native to Oklahoma are popular with gardeners, as they are the most cold-tolerant of the species.