ew! the flaming baton trick! my favorite!
Well, I was originally going to post this one:
…but I thought I’d be going too far into left field. Now that we’re on the subject, though…
unfortunately I am unable to reach firejuggler.org from here…
I’m not sure that I should comment on a “butt trick”…
I’m not sure what a would constitute such a thing…
If it stops even The Irrepressible Denny, then, yeah. Probably you shouldn’t. 
good enough…
I do believe that is one of the few dumb stunts that I’ve passed on before.
I’m reminded of ads that urge me to “Get Rid Of That Unsightly Hair!”.
ads, eh? Ya know I don’t get a lot of those.
Unsightly hair is another thing…
I don’t know why, but I thought of a contestant on “Britain’s Got Talent” from a couple of years ago. Sheila came out on the stage dressed in a skimpy outfit covered with steel plates. She carried a battery-powered grinder, just like my father used in the body shop to work on cars. Sheila would touch the rotating grinder to one of the metal plates, and there would be a stream of sparks given off. Her closing stunt was to bend over and spray the hot sparks between her legs. Sheila didn’t win the competition, and I’m guessing that her act was seen as not being proper to preform for the Queen. But, folks, she had my vote.
Used to breathe fire until the accident, yes I inhaled and I had a beard. But I use meds to control the release of endogenous catecholamines so I am unable to see the picture. Totally blocked.
Oh! Scorpions! More fun if they are sharing your sleeping bag.