77 Million squid

Poststructural Pub
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4730113.stm

It wouldn’t change my life any. Much. :slight_smile:


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A lot of people are on about that here (Jaysus Fecking Joseph and Mary, 115 million). She was on tv during the weekend. Even if she just puts it in the bank there will be an 8K interest every days they said. A bit unreal isn’t it?

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Not only is she a great gal, but HEY, WE’RE RELATED!!! HONEST!!! MY LONG LOST DEAR COUSIN!!!

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Yikes - couldn’t they also have put her telephone number in the article?

No wonder she’s in hiding. I would, too. So much for privacy, which has cost her 112 very large.

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This makes her richer than Posh and Becks. Bet they’re pleased. :astonished:

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Aunt Dolores!!! I didn’t realize you had moved to Ireland!!! I’m so sorry us family in the states lost touch with you. But I’m glad I stumbled across this small news article so that we can re-establish our family ties!
Since we have those pesky things such as “gift” tax here in the states, how about you just set up a Swiss bank account in my name?

Your loving niece…

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I hope she can afford a very nice private island, somewhere out of the hurricane/typhoon zone.

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Sorry, Missy, your talking about the OTHER Dolores McNamara. Only I am related to cousin Do.

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Weeks - my long lost COUSIN!!! :smiley:
(common - there’s more than enough to share!)

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I am given to understand that this is, in fact, the plan. She will then charge rent to everyone living on the Isle of Man. :smiley:

djm

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:laughing:

The only delay is in the renaming rights… “Isle of Dolores”. :wink:

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Mrs McNamara’s friend Geraldine Donohoe said: “She is a lovely person. She married and she raised a lovely family. She more than deserved what she got.”

eh?

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You’ve never been to Limerick I take it?

Slan,
D. :slight_smile:

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Hey I married and raised a lovely family. Don’t I deserve it too? :roll:

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I never cared for squid, because it was rubbery and hard to chew, until I attended a party thrown by some Korean friends, and they served deep fried squid rings. It has remained a favorite of my sister and me ever since. Alas, there aren’t too many squid to be had in this county.

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Mmmmmm, yum!