That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
We’re fortuneate to have Dale spinning his wheels here with us ![]()
MarkB
Nah… he’s just the cover… it’s really Vanna
Or perhaps it will be the birthdate of Pat and Vanna’s love-child. There’d have to be something demonic about that…
anniemcu:
DaleWisely:That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
Nah… he’s just the cover… it’s really Vanna
Or perhaps it will be the birthdate of Pat and Vanna’s love-child. There’d have to be something demonic about that…
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The child will be a female sheep? ![]()
anniemcu:
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The child will be a female sheep?
a little lamblighter?
That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
He lives a mile away from me and patronizes our store. Is this significant?
DaleWisely:That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
He lives a mile away from me and patronizes our store. Is this significant?
Rats! I guess we’ll have to look for a different evil entity. Can’t be snubbin’ your patrons.
I’d try to be closed for inventory on 6/6/6.
The Birthday of the Beast?
Redwolf
Yes, actually it is…really…it’s the birthday of my unspeakably vile (and unfortunately) son-in-law from hell. ![]()
I saw a bumper sticker that read:
667 Neighbor of the Beast
Oh! :roll:
Terribly difficult to enunciate. ![]()
I tried it fast: “sick,sick,sicks”
I tried it slow: “sicksuh, sicksuh, sicks”
I tried it really slow: “the sixth day of June, two thousand six.”
Maybe it’s a birth related speech impediment - considering my birthday is 06/26/60.
Maybe it’s a waste of bandwidth. ![]()
DaleWisely:That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
He lives a mile away from me and patronizes our store. Is this significant?
Well, I certainly don’t like being patronised.
emmline:
DaleWisely:That is the day the antichrist will be revealed. I predict it will be Pat Sajak.
He lives a mile away from me and patronizes our store. Is this significant?
Well, I certainly don’t like being patronised.
Well Nano, you’re taller than he is. You could scare him with a rubbed bronze shower head.
I read recently that scholars had mistranslated,or mis-interpreted the Bible over the years,and the TRUE ‘number of the Beast’ is actually 616.
This was discussed on the prim and proper BBC Radio 4,the other week,and someone asked “so what happened to the other fifty?” ![]()
I read recently that scholars had mistranslated,or mis-interpreted the Bible over the years,and the TRUE ‘number of the Beast’ is actually 616.
This was discussed on the prim and proper BBC Radio 4,the other week,and someone asked “so what happened to the other fifty?”
Understandable confusion. You see, the beast was in line. It was a long, long line. Just as #600 was being served, his(616’s) beastly bladder had about reached it’s breaking point. He asked #617 to please hold his place in line (and herein lies the true evil,) but when he’d returned (as hastily as possible–skipping the automatic claw dryer,) 617 cut him dead, so to speak. Position #666 was the next available place in line. Sad, but true.
kevin m.:I read recently that scholars had mistranslated,or mis-interpreted the Bible over the years,and the TRUE ‘number of the Beast’ is actually 616.
This was discussed on the prim and proper BBC Radio 4,the other week,and someone asked “so what happened to the other fifty?”Understandable confusion. You see, the beast was in line. It was a long, long line. Just as #600 was being served, his(616’s) beastly bladder had about reached it’s breaking point. He asked #617 to please hold his place in line (and herein lies the true evil,) but when he’d returned (as hastily as possible–skipping the automatic claw dryer,) 617 cut him dead, so to speak. Position #666 was the next available place in line. Sad, but true.
And how do you know all of this? ![]()
Common knowledge where I come from. And I forgot to mention: Karma came through in the end, because (as we know) 666 got the job, and is well known by that number. You know what happened to 617? Extra in a George Romero film. After that his career tanked.
emmline:
kevin m.:I read recently that scholars had mistranslated,or mis-interpreted the Bible over the years,and the TRUE ‘number of the Beast’ is actually 616.
This was discussed on the prim and proper BBC Radio 4,the other week,and someone asked “so what happened to the other fifty?”Understandable confusion. You see, the beast was in line. It was a long, long line. Just as #600 was being served, his(616’s) beastly bladder had about reached it’s breaking point. He asked #617 to please hold his place in line (and herein lies the true evil,) but when he’d returned (as hastily as possible–skipping the automatic claw dryer,) 617 cut him dead, so to speak. Position #666 was the next available place in line. Sad, but true.
And how do you know all of this?
It was on the History Channel last night.
Slan,
D.