Oh, I assure you it works, Mr Bond. And once you are out of the way, nothing can stop us…
Yikes-a-hooty! What kinda of deal is that?
What was important about these tests was not so much the impressive temperatures reached, but the amount of time that the reaction continued for - way beyond what was expected. The guys at Sandia still haven’t figured it out, but if they do, they feel they will have opened a new possible method for initiating a fusion reaction.
djm
Ooh Fusion… free electricity for all! It’s 1958 and ZETA all over again 
Except ZETA didn’t work. I think that was the last time that the UK tabloids dared to print “Free electricity for all!” as a banner headline.
I am not an alarmist by any means, but does it concern anyone that they “unexpectedly” set a temperature record?
What else can happen “unexpectedly”? Suppose they unexpectedly create a black hole (OK, that’s alarmist). We’re toying with powers we still don’t understand in an effort to understand them, of course.
Fascinating? Yes.
Dangerous? Most certainly.
Pfft. What’s the worse that can happen? A fireball that’ll set the atmosphere on fire and consume all the oxygen on the planet? I think that was odds on favourite at Los Alamos back in the 40’s (didn’t stop 'em though).
This is why we have duct tape.
…During the unexpected powerful contained explosion, the Z machine released about 80 times the world’s entire electrical power usage for a brief fraction of a second…
Yikes! OK, now I’m going in the basement to look for the duct tape, my extra big roll of tin foil and those spare ice cube trays for the freezer. 
There was an interesting article in New Scientist about black holes. Someone doing experiments with sub-atomic particles under extreme conditions found that they didn’t follow the predicted behaviour. He had a good look and scratched his head and decided that if cooling stars behaved like this on their surface, it would explain why the black holes we have located don’t behave exactly as predicted, and would also explain where all that “dark matter” is that current GUT theories have problems with! His contention is that there are really NO black holes.
Of course, that wouldn’t stop some eedjit blowing a black hole in his tectonic plate…
…still, eh?
I thought you meant another kind of Z machine…
Holy poopie-doopie. That’s one heckofa big Tesla coil!
Ooh! Go ahead and hit him, Batman! He’s such an annoying little git.
Good thing I brought my Bat-plasma-heatsink!
Z Machine ist performink as ekspected!
“the radiated x-ray output was as much as four times the expected kinetic energy input.”
Something for nothing, bitchin’ awesome! Exciting stuff.
I don’t get this, though:
“The very high radiation output also creates new experimental environments to help validate computer codes responsible for maintaining a reliable nuclear weapons stockpile safely and securely – the principle mission of the Z facility.”
“validate computer codes”? You need temperatures greater than a star’s interior to validate something? Why not just enter your PIN?