What would you do? (cryptic taunting thread title)

These things can handle a tremendous amount of tonnage no need to resort to polluting pyrotechnics.

Yeah, and in humans there are only 5 lumbar…

C’mon folks-- you know that what you’d do is that all people in zombie movies do: run around aimlessly, screaming…

Despite what we saw in Shaun of the Dead, I can’t help feeling the UK reaction would be a little different.

Battling Granny Enid Selfridge, 67, saw off a group of zombies that approached her and her husband while they were waiting at a bus stop. “He was dribbling blood all over my Derek’s white shirt,” she said, “and it was clean on this morning!” Mrs Selfridge clouted the zombies with her handbag (* handbag [UK]== purse [US]). “He went over like a sack of King Edwards,” said mrs Selfridge, “Which is what I’ve got in my handbag. Talk about co-incidence! But it’s a shame how they are. Council should do something.”
Commuter Colin Thobe, 48, found they were equally easy to deal with. “Fella was making grunting noises, I could hardly finish the crossword.” Eventually when he realised he was being threatened, Mr Thobe struck his assailants with his rolled-up umbrella. “Fella went all to pieces on me. No stamina, these people.”

Try that internetwebs thing. It gots lotsa images.

That’s the one I remember, although “Superman - Red Son” had Brainiac as disembodied, with a glass dome exhibiting his grey cells. Zombie Por*n!