These things can handle a tremendous amount of tonnage no need to resort to polluting pyrotechnics.

These things can handle a tremendous amount of tonnage no need to resort to polluting pyrotechnics.

Yeah, and in humans there are only 5 lumbar…
C’mon folks-- you know that what you’d do is that all people in zombie movies do: run around aimlessly, screaming…
Despite what we saw in Shaun of the Dead, I can’t help feeling the UK reaction would be a little different.
Battling Granny Enid Selfridge, 67, saw off a group of zombies that approached her and her husband while they were waiting at a bus stop. “He was dribbling blood all over my Derek’s white shirt,” she said, “and it was clean on this morning!” Mrs Selfridge clouted the zombies with her handbag (* handbag [UK]== purse [US]). “He went over like a sack of King Edwards,” said mrs Selfridge, “Which is what I’ve got in my handbag. Talk about co-incidence! But it’s a shame how they are. Council should do something.”
Commuter Colin Thobe, 48, found they were equally easy to deal with. “Fella was making grunting noises, I could hardly finish the crossword.” Eventually when he realised he was being threatened, Mr Thobe struck his assailants with his rolled-up umbrella. “Fella went all to pieces on me. No stamina, these people.”
-I’d open a discount brains shoppe, stock it with cauliflower and red sauce and advertise in local zombie publications. An armored turnstile beyond the checkstand will prevent unhappy customers from returning afterward for my small personal stock of authentic grey matter. Zombies have plenty of rage but a short attention span and are easily distracted.
-Sometimes they’re found in comics shops browsing through old “Legion Of Super Heroes” issues to ogle Brainiac 5, a character I recall as having exaggerated brain lobes. (Not sure if memory serves as other Brainiac images show him with a normal head except for its green color. Time to probe the old comic box)
Try that internetwebs thing. It gots lotsa images.

That’s the one I remember, although “Superman - Red Son” had Brainiac as disembodied, with a glass dome exhibiting his grey cells. Zombie Por*n!