I went to the pizzeria
And I got diarrhoea
But that’s better than the situation
When I got constipation
–Aaron Walden, July 1988
I present it purely in the interest of history.
Here’s an even earlier one, from when I was in grade school.
Burn rubber till your nose turns green
Burn rubber till your eyes turn black
Burn rubber till your ears turn purple
Burn rubber till your nose turns green
–Aaron Walden, 1986
And another.
Twinkle twinkle little horse
How I wonder why you force
All the stars up in the sky
To get up and say goodbye
Twinkle twinkle little horse
How I wonder why you force
I started writing poetry sometime in 9th grade, and I’ve got most everything I’ve written in a Word file, in chronological order. None of them have dates on them. And I’d be much too embarrassed to let anyone see them.