well hopefully i’ll make it this time 
What the puck are you talkin’ about? A fair? Big puckin’ deal. Who really gives a puck?
(Looks like fun. Enjoy!)
Well there’s sober men a plenty, and drunkerds nearly 20, and men who’re over 90 that have never kissed a girl…
don’t become like one of the latter 
No kidding. At that age you can’t wear lavender any more. Makes you look sallow.
I thought it was odd to be talkin hockey in August.
No, but it doesn’t stop 'em having a lark in the morning. 
Steve
Not to be confused with the Grand Rapids, Michigan band, Puck Faire.
Don’t let them rattle you, Lixnaw. They’re just trying to get your goat.
Hope you have a great time!
djm
All because of a puckin goat.
Silly me. I thought this might be an erudite discourse on “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” 
OBERON. Well, go thy way; thou shalt not from this grove
Till I torment thee for this injury.
My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememb’rest
Since once I sat upon a promontory,
And heard a mermaid on a dolphin’s back
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
That the rude sea grew civil at her song,
And certain stars shot madly from their spheres
To hear the sea-maid’s music.
PUCK. I remember.
alas, no
ain’t got no culture
But it’s alright, ma,
Everybody must get stoned.
Blasphemy…nothing short of Blasphemy :roll:
Slan,
D.
Well, as long as I’m going to hell…
I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn’t think of nothing at all
He’s not the same as you and me
He doesn’t dig poetry. He’s so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain’t got no culture
But it’s alright, ma
Everybody must get stoned
“I’m sorry I haven’t been funny. I am not a comedian.”
One of my own favourite Lennyisms
“I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.”
Lenny Bruce
Slan,
D.
Yeah, that’s a good one! I like these a lot, too:
“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”
“The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.”
Another famous Lenny story concerns the time that the police raided his hotel room and found some heroin and a hypodermic.The copper showed him the heroin and asked what it was, “Aspirin” replied Lenny.
The needle was then produced and the copper asked what this was for.
Lennys reply was " I can’t stand the taste"
Slan,
D.