Paying the piper: What have I become?!

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When I bought my Susato Low D about three and a half months ago it was my first whistle. I had no idea how overpriced it was. Seriously, paid 90 Euro for that thing! but that’s NOT what I’m talking about. When I first came to chiff and fipple I heard rumors about whistle players being crazy. I thougth these were simply old wives tales. I was fine for a while, sure people thought I was crazy, practicing the for hours in the middle of the night (don’t worry, I was far away from sleeping people). But nothing major. I’m not sure if even started at that point… being that I’m not sure if a low whistle is even a whistle (note: denial).

when I got home, my mom gave my father’s old tin whistle. Soprano D, nickle tube with a black plastic head. Don’t know what kind it is. This was the first “real” whistle. I started playing it, not liking it much at first, but it slowly grew on me (perhaps “took hold” would be more appropriate).

Eventually, I began to take whistles eveywhere with me. My friends would be enjoying a game of pool, and I’d be off in the corner with the whistle. I took it on canoe rides, to the beach, to poker night…

The next crazy thing actually happened at poker night. We were playing at a guy’s house who kinda runs the local music scene (not difficult in a town of ten thousand). I had my low whistle there. He was off in his room mixing some folk recordings for one of his friends (I mean folk as in pop-folk… like… a guy with an acoustic guitar singing ballads or whatever). He finishes up the rough mix and plays it for us. I whip out the low D and play over a couple bars.

“You’ve gotta’ be joking me”, says he.

Next thing I know, I’m sitting in front of a mic recording an improvised whistle track. Mind you, I suck at the whistle. The only reason it was even possible is because I have the music background, so I kinda know where to stick the notes. At this point I’d been playing about 2.5 months. Long enough to get rid of the squeaks, but not long enough to rock the world by a long shot. Then they are inviting me to come on stage and jam with them at shows. Everyone’s got a fever and the only cure is more whistle.

This, I think that night was what put me over the edge. On the one hand I was a little miffed about the thousands of hours I’d spent practicing guitar, and nobody ever giving a crap, and all I had to do was pull out a more obscure instrument and puff the crowds are at my feet. (exaggeration). On the other hand, basking in the warm glow of whistle glory had me hungery for more.

Last week I was the counselor at a Christian camp. I took the Whistles along. There were team competitions. I never participated. I simply sat by the side and tooted the whistle. When ask what I was doing, without even thinking I replied “casting spells”.

But today, I have finally become one of you. I did my first whistle mod and bid on my first ebay whistle.

I took apart my dad’s whistle, filed the blade a little, sanded the inside a little, filled in that the space with wax… I don’t even know if it sounds better, but I sure do like it more just knowing that I modded it.

as for the ebay whistle, it’s a Clarke Sweetone in C. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7336959284

It’s all over now.

Tell me about your whistle maddness as well. It will be like AA, except nobody wants to get better. :stuck_out_tongue:

Excellent. Another has been assimilated.

I had been so good. I hadn’t bought anything but cheapo whistles, to see what I liked (and
kept sticking to my SweeTones). Then suddenly, these deals kept coming up, and I kept
thinking, “I don’t have a Burke yet, I’ve wanted to try one”, and “Oooo, I just need ONE
wooden whistle”… Luckily, I alternate between playing each of them at sessions.

I had to go out to the garage and put some dowels in a block of wood, so I could keep the
whistles on top of my desk without the whole lot rolling off. Now I’ve sworn that I will only buy
another whistle if it is in a key I do not yet have. If I ever get good at the flute, I am foobarred…

Resistance is futile…

My son you have no idea what you’ve gotten yerself into.

It always starts the same. A meg here, a generation there. Next thing you know it’s not enough…to get the same buzz you need a Burke then a Copeland.

Then one of your junkie buddies tells you there are wooden whistles!

This is the first real step toward the dark side. One day you’ll casually ask a friend “What’s the best low-d whistle and he’ll smile a devilish grin and say” a flute!" :smiling_imp:

From that point there is little hope. Without intervention you may even become …gulp…a piper! :boggle:


And he was so young. :cry:

Doc

Clarkes are a gateway drug.

Unfortunately Doc is right. Its a slippery slope.

Ron

I’ve already got a wooden baroque recorder with a real tight conical bore. It’s so mellow and lovely (it sounds nothing like those little plastic ones). Not that this in any way rules out the purchase of a… uh… wooden ‘tin’ whistle… or several of them.


One day you’ll casually ask a friend “What’s the best low-d whistle and he’ll smile a devilish grin and say” > a flute> !" > :smiling_imp:

Got an end blown south west Native American flute. I realize this hardly counts, but I’ve already been window shopping for Irish flutes, with… mmmm… keys…

Perhaps my symptoms are more advanced than we originally thought

From that point there is little hope. Without intervention you may even become …gulp…a piper! > :boggle:

Doubt it. I swing the other way. I’m much more likely to go for a concert flute or a clarinet. I enjoy ITM, and even play a bit, but I kinda go my own way with the whistle. (and by “my own”, I mean, “more contemporary”).

Come to PaPa:

http://www.kisstherebel.com/gallery/album02/Wooden_Whistles_Flute?full=1

Oh, and some shiny’s to tempt you:

http://www.kisstherebel.com/gallery/album02/Metal_Whistles?full=1

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I’ll be back with descriptions. Off to work now… :sniffle:

I had my first attack in my mid 20s… I believe my first purchase was 6 whistles - 4 Gens… Bb, D, F, and G, and 2 Camacs… low A and low G… I think that was as much treatment as symptom for the next 20 some years… now, however, I’ve experienced a deep relapse… having acquired an additional 20 whistles in the last two years :astonished: :boggle:

There is no cure! I suffer so wit it! :smiley:

My family and friends, in effort to assuage my pain, banded together to provide me with a Burke BSBT for my recent birthday, bless them! :slight_smile: