OK, I get to make fun of this because I’m a lapsed wiccan myself 
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Check out this ebay auction:
I thought Pan played the, uh, “Pan” pipes? 
Ah, not when he was visitin’ Ireland, eh!
hahaha, he obviously has no idea what it is
“I paid good money for it” … sure
It seems to be floating in that image.
I think its magically delicious!
Its almost as good as the Leprechaun Flute.
No… pan plays (coincidentally) the PANflute.
Totally different.
EDIT: Oh yeah, medit8b1 already said that. Doh.
Now why do I think that lister is going into real estate sales??? I just don’t know.
Let’s form a whistling circle and simultaneously groan a bewitching curse on this creeeep.
Son of a witch!
So… this would be the Goddess whistle, as opposed to the God whistle for sale a bit farther up the threads lists. hmmmm…
seems like…
jajajajaja… nice…
Oh dear tin whistle give me the force to this day … 
It might have sold for more than $4 if it was listed under instruments and not Pagan Ritual Items
I think the opposite is true. People who know whistles know they can get a
new one for $4 anywhere and probably wouldn’t have gone higher than $3.
If someone didn’t know about whistles and thought they were getting a
special tool, they might go higher…
The lister should’ve called it a “musical athame” or something.
I don’t think I’d want Pan to show up at a session. I hear goat-men have no manners whatsoever. He’d probably bring a tuba or something.
naw…just go out back with all of the women
It really does appear to be floating. Curious as to what tunes they would play for a pagan ritual. Harvest Home maybe. Just googled Pan - quite and education.
We tuba players have better manners than euphon-men! And I see a farrier about my hooves every week! So I don’t even track dirt into the house, if that’s not manners… Oh! and I have four valves on my tuba what have you got small fry?
tuba envy in euphonium players 
well played!
Pagan:Def = From middle english Latin paganus, meaning “country-dweller”. This does not always mean “Wiccan” or “Non-religious”.
Quite true, and one of my pet peeves. It most assuredly doesn’t mean what the local far right christians take it to mean in my area. The description did mention rituals, though, hence the references, I think.
Isis! Isis! Ra, Ra, Ra!