This board has had over 6000 people registered since May 2001.
By number of posts, and this is approximate:
1720 never posted
821 posted once
809 posted 2-3x
887 posted 4-10x
381 posted 11-20x
469 posted 21-50x
286 posted 51-100x
314 posted 101-300x
197 posted 300x-1000x
63 posted 1000x-2000x
21 posted in the 2000s
10 in the 3000s
9 in the 4000s
2 in the 5000s
2 in the 6000s
3 in the 7000s
1 in the 8000s
I didn’t know I was the only person in the 8000s. 
I thought jim stone or Nanohedron were up here with me. Now I feel lonely. 
Slow day at work, Dale? 
On second thought, I’m not lonely at all. I have the 8000 jacket all to myself and I still have access to the 7,000, 6,000, 5,000, 4,000, 3,000, 2,000, and 1,000 poster clubs. Muahahaha!
Man, I am one of only 111 or so people at or above 1k.
Me = proud and slightly embarrassed.
I wonder what my “rank” is… let’s go check!
UPDATE: As of this post, I am 80th on the post-count list.
You may now continue with your day.
No. Why do you think I have interns?
No one will be allowed to go over 10,000 posts. So, you might want to make this next 1500 count.
What happens after that? Culling?
Perhaps they’ll be limited to editing their old posts. 
How do I teach them to count?
I suggest starting with 1.
But why not 0 or 1/2?
I didn’t say it was a perfect plan!
Well. You’re off to a great start making those last 1500 count.
Careful there…ya don’t want this moved to the Poly/Con Forum, eh?
lot of slackers…ain’t it? 
ROTFL 
“Last” 1500?
Why do I get the queer feeling that there is some devious secret plan underfoot (by the 4,000 Club people who have momentarily teamed up with the CIA) to assasinate me before I reach the ever glorious 10,000 Club? 
I couldn’t imagine…
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