Yeah right, that’s what they all say. 
Still no word from Dale. Perhaps he’s too busy building fortifications.
I think he’s out doing a Quality Control audit on the makers of these:
why? i’d never wear one of those?!
I know Amar has good qualities. Anyone who loves Fig Newtons can’t be all bad.
Susan
You will if Dale catches you.
Tell you what Amar,
you can marry my daughter:
That way, you have to buy the new car.
that’s a little cutie-pie you’ve got there. 
I like them without the newton part.
I like them with and without the newton.
We can’t be all bad, then.
when I make granola, I use them without the newton all of the time. They are quite good
I make my granola too, izz!
Good. He’s diverted.
I always wondered what the “Newton” part was about. Maybe it’s the unit of force exerted when you throw them at people.
see that, ad? we have so much in common! 
Besides, it just tastes better when it’s homemade, don’t you think?
I think we’re missing the obvious question here - how many newtons does the average fig weigh?
Aha! Either that fig has a mass of 4+ pounds or we finally have proof that cran is not of this planet!
You hurt my feeling. You know I only have one.