You don’t want this whistle
It is evil
It is anti-Marican
It is un-PC
It is a Cornish whistle in a corny tone
Last week they saw a Muslim in Cornwall
There’s a tabakey tin pictured!
It’s from a smokers’ home
Leave it to Ole nicotine-stained Europe
Repeat after me “vade retro, satanas”!
You have a will, and this voice is the voice of your will…
In a second, I shall clap my hands, and you’ll wake up totally cured of WhOA.
clap How are we feeling today?
PS: Hmm… apparently, it will stay in Europe, as the two former O’Riordan sales. There’s a German “musical priest” there with lotsa cash and a will to kill… Claus?