office germs

Poststructural Pub
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Who knew that office environments were so dangerous?? I’ve been on the job 4 days and someone already got me, along with 90% of the rest of the office, sick. :angry: Gosh darn it all!! I thought having two kids in the public school system had me prepared… wasn’t prepared for offices of death. :imp:

Time to power-boost the immune system with my secret formula of special herbs and vitamins, I guess. ::flexing natural healing muscles:: Anyone have any tips on how they keep from getting the cooties from their office-mates??

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telecommute

:smiley:

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I engage and pump up my immune system with spotty hygeinic practices. Pathogens are our friends.

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I like how they look up close. Like robots or something.

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Oh, you mean viruses. Yeah, they’re cool. Like weird little lunar modules.

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Buy a package of alcohol wipes and wipe down everything you touch that someone else may have touched or even breathed on. The keyboard, the phone, doorknobs, whatever. Wash your hands a lot. Use some hand sanitizer (you can buy a small purse-sized bottle).

So you’ll get a reputation as the office paranoid germ patrol. :smiley: It’s better than being sick.

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Pathogens and viruses, solar systems and galaxies, dungeons and dragons and video games, do I knot git n e thang rite? :frowning:

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Nanohedron wrote:
I engage and pump up my immune system with spotty hygeinic practices. Pathogens are our friends.


Perhaps, but surely those knitted snoods scare off a few germs.

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viruses are pathogens.

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How do you do that “someone wrote:” thing? Mine doesn’t look like everyone else’s. Mine doesn’t look like a piece of paper pasted down.

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Click the quote button.

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Okay, when I do that and preview it, it says Quote: and I am not seeing how to get Cranberry wrote: in there.

Click the quote button.

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Substitute all the ()s for s:

(quote=“Cranberry”)

TEXT BEING QUOTED GOES HERE

(/quote)

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as long as you leave the quote and /quotes intact, surrounded by brackets, the “soandso said” heading will automatically be there when you post.

Yep. What Cran said. But he left off the / before the last (/quote)

then he fixed it. So I look stupid. But that goes with my day.

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Did not. :wink:

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I have been practicing at the test site but I still can’t do it. So that’s why I came back here.

(quote=“Cranberry”)
Click the quote button.
(/quote)

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No, Sugar…replace the ()s with s. :slight_smile:

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Just click on the quote button, in the upper right corner, then you dink with it until its messed up…

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Got it. Thank you very much.

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Very, very welcome. :slight_smile: