Ya know, as I humbly and pleedingly search for the magic spot on the blow hole of my beloved rosewood Dixon tonight I cant help but ponder that age old question of why do you never hear of a flute playing cowboy. In the last 3 weeks I have been trying to get other peoples horses ready for two different auctions Now other peoples horses usualy means other peoples other peoples horses. They are usualy the ones that are "broke to death" or the ones that "oh my 2 year old child can ride him just fine" or " sure she works fine in harness, both single or 2 up". Tonight I am trying to play my flute, and right in front of my eyes my right hand is slowley taking on the shape of the handle of my rasp, while my left hand is locking up in a double raned deathgrip while my lips are forming the word WHOO!!!. As I am typing this, yes I can type without looking, one of the few valuable things I learned in my 15 year studential career, I am looking at my right foot and indeed it is broken. Stomped on today by Mag, a 2400 pound Belgian who I will be loading on a trailer tomorrow morning at 5 am along with 4 other drafts that I have had the pleasure of getting aquainted with in the last couple of weeks. Last week it was JB. Now JB came out of the bucking pins, so I found out, and is a huge quarter horse whose only speed is "look out kids", I mean this guy was more horse then I have ever ridden and I had exactly 2 hours on him before I had to show him last week. Well he brought good money for the owner, and I was even asked by quite a few folks there if I could show their horses. Course they couldnt see the inside of my underwear when I was done with JB. But I think the question about cowboy flute players is becomeing plain to me now. I had 3 trainwrecks last week. A trainwreck in draft horse speak is when one or more of the team decide to blow up. One never realy gets the gist of the power of a draft horse unless he is holding the ranes when one or two decides to blow up. You are literaly just along for the ride and the horse decides where were going. In two of these cases it was through the middle of a 6 foot high pile of horse dung. Great fun. So with the auction tomorrow I may finaly have a little time to delve back into flutedum though I still have to figure out a way to play the darn thing with my elbows as they seem to be about the only parts of my body that still seem to do what they are suppose to do. Right now if I could only find that bottle of scotch I had around here somewhere I could maybe soke my foot or something.
Tom