Odds & ends....what to go to war with.

Uilleann Pipes
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See, you guys should come up to Canada more often. We prefer things nice and friendly like, so it’s knives or hands for us. Quieter. Easier to use in a bar. Less indiscriminate.

Hey guys, why don’t you come up and visit sometime? Leave your guns behind, though. Did you ever think that if you viewed guns a little less lightly at home you’d be less temped to use them in other places? Just, you know, wondering about that.

Oh and hey, per capita, Canada has more guns and gun owners than the States. Much much less (per capita) in the way of shooting deaths, though. Why do you think that is?


Signed, Your Friend,


Canada.


Bet you’re going to lock this thread now, eh?

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No, at least, not yet. I do want to clarify that it is craic cocaine… FYI.

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maybe the Americans are better shots?

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No one mentioned condoms. I guess pipers don’t have groupies…


:laughing:

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No. No they do not.

t

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Oh yeah? Well here’s a witty rejoinder: BLAM! Ka-BLAMMITY-BLAM! KA-POW, KA-POW, KA-POW [smokey pause while reloading…] KA-BLAM!!

Actually, I am more Gandhi than Gunsmoke.

Ah, Gandhi. What a fascinating icon. We know much about him:

-He walked everywhere barefoot, he had very tough feet!
-He was somewhat delicate in build
-He was a profound visionary
-His diet gave him bad breath

So you might say he was a:

Super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Sing it with me everyone!

t

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… ow.

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lol :laughing: :laughing: good laughs. craic cocaine . . .

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Wow, my pipes question turned into a gun debate, haha. Chiffed…I have to carry at least a .40…I’m a police officer. :slight_smile: Not originally from Florida…from Massachusetts, where not every 3rd person is armed like in Dixieland. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Cop? Say, can I interest you in some craic? :laughing:

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Hey - all in fun, eh? Just don’t clean the chanter with Break Free. :stuck_out_tongue:

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So, will you be deploying soon? Don’t forget to bring Zippo’s and Maxim.
You can get a lot over there for Zippo’s and Maxim. :thumbsup: