I could never find a bovine rear end sexually-endearing. My wife said that if I wanted to see a cow’s arse I should look in the mirror. 
Actually this occurred six years ago and you might be hard-pressed to find anyone still there who was around at the time.
Susan
“Provocative”?!?!?
Idiocy. Madness. Buffoons.
Oh. Sorry. And to think I just chastised someone for ad hominem remarks, too. 
That is a fine painting. Too bad for the fearful hallucinating prigs. Oops. There I go again.
Could be worse. In the world of cattle you could be castrating someone for making ad bovem remarks. 
Hmph. “Provocative”. And not so much as a calf was exposed.
Hardly surprising when there’s so much at steak. I won’t mince my words - just stop beefing about it, willya. People from the forequarters of the world are complainin’ about ya. I simply won’t skirt around the issue any longer. You won’t catch me on the horns of a dilemma, nor will I post to this forum merely to fillet with nonsense. I’ve been ribbed around here once too often, so I’ll make no bones about it - as far as I’m concerned, you can just burger off.
Tartare, then.
Gawd, what a sauce!
Stop roasting me.
You say something, small fry?
Ah, stick a shank in it, both o’ ye. 
it’s only a matter of time before one of them cowpitulates
Shouldn’t that be bovine patterning?? Isn’t that’s how you get mad cow disease? :-p
I can’t help feeling that you missed a trick there by not spelling it “cowpatulate.”
It would behoove you to give over now, Steve.
djm
This topic is becoming udderly rediculous and we should stop milking it for puns.
David
If only I cud.
Right, I go out for the afternoon to find on my return that the best jokes have been creamed off. I’ll steer clear of this joint from now on. Bunch of heifers, the lot of you.
Moderators, we need a warning on this thread, as so many cringes in such a short period of time is surely unhealthy. 
djm
Feeling cowed, Deej?