No. Count Dracula (the one in cloak)
Too complicated. As long as the cats were no longer cats and could not harm anyone anylonger for any reason in any place.
THAT is ALL that matters.
Dear Em’ly, you know, I for one
Thought it was all in good fun!
I’m relieved that no knot
Will now be my lot
For pants, I confess, I wear none.
Ti Tiddily Ti
Tiddily
Ti Ti Ti
The Black Cat Wet In the White Cat’s Eye
“OH” Said the Black Cat
“Do You Want Some More”?
“NO” Said the White Cat
“My Eye is Too Sore”
If horses were wishes
Someone else would wash the dishes.
Um…but they’re not.
I was just now stretching my legs a bit at the shop, taking a quick peek at a new Buick Rainier.
Rainier than what, I ask?
I wet my whistle
with a guiness tipple
the cat got a whiff
she said my chiff
was just piffle from a fipple
Peas porridge hot,
Peas porridge cold,
Peas porridge in the pot, nine days old.
Some likes it hot,
Some likes it cold,
Some likes it in the pot, nine days old!
There was a young man from the Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
his brother, they tell,
fell down one as well,
and now they’re interred side by side!
Inspired by a road sign en route to Cape Cod:
There once was a man from Woonsocket
Who had a large hole in each pocket.
He stuck in his hands
And fondled his glands,
And said,“Till you’ve tried it, don’t knock it!”
The Big Dripper.
In a valley remote lived a fluter of note
And his drive caused the session to fly
But robust exhalation promotes condensation
…and his neighbour was never quite dry.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket,
Nantucket.
Phonetic fun! Prayer book=missal, but “dismissal” wouldn’t have been punny.
Got curious and did a web search. The only ref. to “mistle” I could find was “Mistle Thrush” (a British bird previously unknown to me) and “Mistletoe.”
As a recovering Baptist and confessed epistolarian, I’m highly unlikely to become a nun.
M
To a weepy young woman from Thrums,
Her beau remarked “This is what comes
Of allowing your tears
To fall into my ears:
I fear they have rotted the drums.”
----Edward Gorey
A crusty old whistler named Bloo
Said, “Friends! (and Nano, you too)
Last night I did find
A thought in my mind:
Under the sun, [u]there is nothing noo[/u].”
Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket.
(The man, and the girl with the bucket.)
Pa said to the man,
“You are welcome to Nan,”
But as for the bucket, Pa tuck’it.
Ok…one more along that line, from the Anthony Newley musical
Stop the World I Want to Get Off:
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who got her head stuck in a bucket.
People started to say,
“You look better that way.”
She said, “So does Nantucket, so…forget it.”
What did that sign say? 
I think this is to the tune of The Irish Washerwoman:
Finnegan’s dead and his brother don’t know it.
His brother is dead and Finnegan don’t know it.
They’re both of them dead and they’re in the same bed,
And neither one knows that the other is dead.
Tony
Googlism for: chiff
chiff is
chiff is not a defect
chiff is a defect of pipe speech
chiff is manufactured in high
chiff is n the bottom octave; this is typical of these organs
chiff is now very pronounced
chiff is really two people
chiff is also acquiring a buddha
chiff is a small female tabby
chiff is hiding in a bush at ambush wargames
chiff is a marvellous thing
chiff is the consonant that precedes the vowel
chiff is heard at the beginning of each note
chiff is after me
chiff is unwanted and must be reduced
chiff is reflected by
chiff is currently 5 months old and a staffy cross
chiff is so tired of it he wants you to stop
chiff is anti-art
J.