From the Bonzos track “Shirts”:
(SFX)
“That was the sound of Roger’s ‘wa-wa’ rabbits eating …antiuser, that’s very cheap this time of year, and now we’re going back to the studio for the Shirt event…”
And the sound was of something scrunching something else: something nibbling lettuce or carrot.
You can emulate the sound of a rabbit squealing in pain by scraping a piece of polystyrene off a piece of glass. this might attract a fox and then you can shoot the fox if you want to hear what he sounds like!
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head.
I’ll give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head.
I’ll give you two more chances,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head.
I’ll give you one more chance,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”
The next day:
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said
“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ 'em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn’t behave
Now you’re a goon! POOF!!”
The moral of the story is:
HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW