I would like to sincerely wish everyone a very safe and very happy Christmas … and if it takes a bit of eggnog and rum to make it happy, then so be it 
Merry Christmas everyone.
Cheers,
CJ
Well, thank you and the very same to you, sir!
WHoa, surprised you’re allowed to even say Christmas up there…
But I’ll take it!
BTW, how does one ensure a ‘safe’ Christmas?
YES A VERY MERRY XMAS TO ALL 
Yes, and a Happy Ramada-Kwanz-Ukka-Solst-Mas to all! 
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Happy Solstice to all.
(PC version)
djm
Oh, for some, I’m sure that it’ll be just another day to skip the medication, to fuss at the kids who are probably just chips off the ole broken cinder block of sorts, and to spend the day on C&F and other piping and music sites insulting people.
With that said…Merry…Merry…Merry Christmas.
As Stephen Colbert relates…its not exclusive or insulting to wish a non celebrator of the holiday a Merry Christmas. It is inclusive. Just think of it as inviting a foreign exchange student to a 4th of July parade and BBQ to show 'em a good time. Oh yeah, go buy more gifts so, as Walter Jowers intimates, your local governments can collect more tax money for their schemes and other illegitimate vote buying programs.
Today it was -17 below zero, half a meter snow , everything so white ,so white…
real christmasweather.(reeds don’t like)
Merry christmas to all forum- members from me.
Cheers , stay tuned,
Mikko
Unashamedly Politically Incorrect -
Happy Christmas everyone!!!
Happy Christmas!
PD.
And from me too
Esko
agus Nollaig Shona daoibh!
(“Mac” version)
And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night.
An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified.
But the angel said to them,
“Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people.
Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord.
This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”
Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,
“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests.”
Luke 2:8-14
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Guinness and Rum eh? Then please try my annual Christmas Fruitcake recipe, if you’d like…
- A Piper’s Annual Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
2 Tsp flour
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle whiskey
MIXING INSTRUCTION
1.Sample whiskey to check for quality.
2.Take a large bowl.
3.Check the whiskey again to be sure it’s of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
4.Sit down. Play your pipes until reed settles in.
5.Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in the large looking, fluffy bowl. Add 1tbsp of sugar and beat again.
6.Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.
7.Turn off mixer.
8.Break 2 legs into bowl. Chuck in cup of dried fruit.
Add 2 tablespoons. flour in. mix on turner.
9.Let set for a time. Play the pipes some more.
10.If fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.
11.Sample whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
12.Next, sift 2 cups salt. Add one tbsp of coke (soda).
13.Check whiskey again.
14.Sift lemon juice and chop your nuts. Add one table. spoon. of sugar or something.
15.Grease oven. Repeat. Turn cake tin around 360 deg.
16.Don’t forget to beat the turner off.
17.Throw bowl out the window.
18.Check whiskey again and finish off.
Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
Merry Christmas!
Happy Newyear!
Here’s wishing you a white trash Christmas courtesy of my evil mentor…and me too:
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
Yours in Political Incorrectness,
Kevin
A pipetastic, reedabulous, Merry Festivities to pipers of all sorts everywhere.
A gauisus solstice ut totus, quod a pacis novus annus.
Merry Christams to everyone!
ummm… Joseph… did you say anus?? 
Lets keep this clean, eh…
Merry eggnog sipping, turkey eating, Keiths slurping, stuffing gobbling, fruit cake avoiding, present(s) opening, mistletoe smooching Christmas
Chris