I have finally done it. I have beaten a guy in my english class over the head, well actually the arm, with my low whistle. He was really pissing me off, and well, all I had handy was my low whistle. Warning: never underestamate the power of whistles.
Hi Caryn. Well done mate! Should we now call you Caryn Bin Whistlin?
I can see it now as you’re dragged off by the authorities for this act of wanton whistle wielding violence! There’ll be a representative of the NWA saying “It’s not whistles that injure people, it’s other people; registration of whistles would make no difference, in fact everyone should have a whistle for self-defence” and a helpful but weeping neighbour being interviewed saying “She was a nice girl… she used to mow our lawn”, as the school principal assures parents that counsellors will be called in to help students cope with their shock, and that the school will be holding a special service to pray for the swift return to health of the victim of this malicious attack.
Of course if you were here in Australia all the other kids would be cheering and saying “Cool, he was a dickhead anyway and deserved to be clobbered!”
[ This Message was edited by: Mastersound on 2002-04-18 23:56 ]
To answer the question why I had my low whistle in english class, well I have decided to join my school’s after school classical band. I am going to be playing no less my Irish Flute and tin whistles , So I had to bring them to school. And I actually “attacked” the guy out infront of my english classroom.
cio!
Caryn Bin Whistlin’ (I like that! And no I do not support terrorist)