From a document that came with our new LG front-loading washing machine.
Because of this appliance’s contoured shape, surrounding lighting can cause apparent variations in the color and shading between laundry products. This is normal and does not indicate a defect.
What does that mean? What are “laundry products”?
means that the color of yer new LG front-loading washing machine may seem to be inconsistent across it’s surface on account of it having curves and you not having showroom quality lighting in yer laundry area.
just a guess, I’ll stay tuned…or detuned…whatever
Thanks.
Because of Dale’s contoured shape, surrounding lighting can cause apparent variations in the color and shading of his surface. This is normal and does not indicate a defect.
It means that the manufacturer got tired of having machines returned for defective exterior painting. They instructed their top advertising specialist to write a warining label that would be clear, informative, and one that would eliminate the defective machine return problem. He wasn’t successful.
Woo hoo! You sure are having an exciting Thanksgiving, Dale, aren’t you …
What does the document say about disappearing socks?
Just how much variation could there be? I mean, enough to make people doubt the paint consistency on a washer?
Well yes, I suppose if Bud Jr. has his black light set up in one side of the basement, and Little Sue’s red light for processing Pan-x film is glowing from the other side…
In that case, yes. Your washer in cobalt blue might take on strange reflections.
That they’ve been tied in knots and given to the CEO’s dog. And this should not
be construed as a product defect.
hopefully the front loader video told you NOT to use lots and lots of laundry detergent in the thing…
It’s an open secret that washing-machines and tumble-driers are fuelled not simply by electricity, but by individual socks. There is nothing you can do but learn to accept the fact.
I am reconciled to the point where I make pairs of my mismatched socks. When people notice, they say “I bet you have another pair like that at home.” When I say, no, I haven’t, they look puzzled.
sock * underwear = trousers
shirt * towel = bedsheet
etc.
of course, missing socks require
complex numbers, because they
are imaginary:
(underwear + socki) * (underwear + socki) = underwear^2 + 2trousersi - sock^2
which, of course, = kilt.
When I think of laundry products, I think of detergent, fabric softener, etc. Maybe you pour in blue detergent but in the machine it looks purple.
I like people who are direction-readers, but you might be carrying it a bit far, Dale.
Susan
I alway read the directions
after I’ve given up getting the sucker to work without 'em
Socks are the larval stage of wire coat hangers. Them more socks you are missing, the more coat hangers you’ll have.
Me too. But I never thought that perceived product coloration would be cause for alarm. People might be getting a tad too skittish these days.
This would explain much.
In this house there is a direct correlation between missing socks and through the roof vet bills, no hangers involved. The emergancy clinic has a new whole wing just for us.
This makes one wonder about their food products.
before americans critique the directions on some washing machines
they first need to explain
why some of them say “irregardless” when what they mean is “regardless” …
What? All Americans?
I could care less.
Wait. No. I couldn’t care less. Hang on, is that Irony? And don’t say “me either”.
Argh. Where’s that Irish forum…?
couldn’t care less
is it (correct).
It means that I care so little that I couldn’t care any less,
meaning that my level of caring is rock bottom already with nowhere less to go.
Its so inane having to explain the bleeding obvious.
I could care less, but that seems like it would take effort, and frankly, it isn’t worth it. I guess I am apathetic to my level of apathy. I wish* I could be more passionate about my apathy and reach the perfection of not being able to care less.
*Not really, I really don’t care.
I would vote yes
going on your abject lack of expressed appreciation or any feedback
to the effort taken by others in response to your request
in this topic that you started