Invasion of the Soccer Moms

Good ones, Fly. The tailgating comes naturally to the harried and distracted and I don’t know how I forgot about giant Expeditions and such…

I think it may have been the song by Everclear that turned this into a recognized phenom in the US. Part of the lyrics here:

where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go,
Coz when you need one, they are never around.
I think they moved out to the suburbs,
And now they’re blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
They’ve got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children,
And blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives.
Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go?
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.

djm

What year wuz that, Deej?

Just Google: volvo driving soccer mom everclear discography

2-TRACK PROMO CD (Capitol)

Songs: Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (Clean Radio Version), Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (Album Version)

Released: December 2002

djm

Not secret by any means. No cliche or stereotype starts in a vacuum.

The sad truth behind the phrase is indicitive of a phenomena I call “Stepfordism”. It’s the desire for uniformity and conformity at the expense of all individuality. I suppose the trend predates “soccer moms” and can be seen blossoming in the post WWII era. The constant influx of mindless advertisements has significantly contributed. I shouldn’t blame the advertisements though. People want to believe the claptrap fostered on them by modern media so this Stepford society of mindless drones is self perpetuating, like a hurricane.

Thanks for the clafirication, everyone. I was confusing Soccor Moms with Footballers’ Wives.

http://www.footballerswives.tv/

Oh, it’s much much worse. Note the little soccer ball shape on backs of their vans. This complex electronic array works with the cell phone glued to their head and somehow ties in to their global reception net collective. :boggle: