This is exactly what I need! The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.
It’s reasonably priced and has excellent reviews!
thinkin’ about an other road trip eh?
I want the leather trim and beer pull options.
Vewwwy sexy!
Well, yes! This time, though, I intend to be equipped a bit better. I learned my lesson from those boy scouts’ mottos! “Be prepared!”
I intend to order the full optional defense package, including the driver-accessible release handles for the Road-Slick Distributor valve and the Smoke-n-Fog Generator, which I was amazed to find runs off easily accessible household charcoal! You can pop in a scent pack for added effect – mesquite to confuse your enemy and send him searching for a BBQ . . . skunk for those Desperate Situations.
Did you see the great shot of it at night? Of course, it also runs in Stealth Mode for lessened visibility.
Sort of looks like a giant rusty iron.
Top speed of 40 mph? Kinda takes the fun out of it.
I love the roof-riding option—I assume there’s a trap door for sending up snacks. Colors very nice, compatible with many environments.
Leia- where’s R2???
Yes, it’s very earthy. What I liked is the fact that nobody can hold you hostage by threatening to scratch the paint! Exterior maintenance is virtually nil. A little WD-40 on the hinges and you’re ready to go!
There’s a little ladder going up, yes. There are little cup-holder and snack trays that clip right onto the handrail!
The driver also has a port to allow driving from up there. The steering rod is extensible. Of course, you have to wear protective goggles.
Is it a bird hide designed by the KGB? 
I love the button on the Amazon page that says “add to wedding registry.” 
For an extra 50K, you get Chewbacca as a copilot. Wait’ll you see him get this baby moving.
He’s supposed to be screwed onto that special hatch on top. You mean he fell off??
But does it come in right hand drive?
Will it float in a hurricane?
Be sure to check out the Customer Reviews.
My favorite –
Wow this thing rocks. Hooked up an Xbox 360 inside. Dad got drunk and drove it downtown and wiped out 12 cars, he should be out of jail by my next birthday. Any way since I’m alone in the evening now I started to drink and do drugs. My bud’s go out and terrorize the hood and shoot our guns out the hatch. We are in the process of painting it pink and bling it out with some gold trim. I have some homeys wanting to try and rob a bank with it. I feel God like driving this thing. Before this the guys would not let me play ball and now I just go run them down and destroy their field that rulz. Looking to put nitrous so I can have better take off. Mom just loves to drive my sis to the play soccer way better than those crappy hummers that the other mom’s drive. All in all the ride is smooth top speed and take off could be better. The neon light under the frame are a great addition. So if you looking at a cheap way to get around and play at the same time then this is for you. Be sure to ask about the pre installed bar inside complete with a draft keg of beer. I got the optional mowing deck so I could make money and mow lawns during the summer. The reason for only 2 stars is it sent dad to jail and me and my friends are looking at some time in a reform school. It was fun while it lasted.
Apparently not, according to this customer review –
Okay, it’s a tank, but tanks are suppose to prevent people from getting hurt. Hurricane Katrina was not kind and the “Donk” was dunked. At first we thought “why not” when discussing how to best experience the fury of a hurricane, so packing up the “land cruiser” with a couple days of MREs, video camera, and a wide selection of tunes to listen to, we set out to experience Katrina on the Mississippi Gulf Coast.
I can say that “water tight” is a concept unknown to this baby! When the water started rising, the “Donk” didn’t. We thought maybe we could create an air tight environment with a little duct tape and some scuba gear - we failed miserably at that too. We’re now using it as a FEMA trailer (after we dried out the interior). The rusty exterior has not changed, as a matter of fact, it’s even rustier than before!
One more thing about this cruiser - we have been blasted by “spud guns” and various homemade cannons. I think the locals believed we were the USS Monitor reincarnated, and were hoping to reenact the battle of the ironclads. So word to the wise, when south of the Mason-Dixon line, fly the Confederate Battle Flag and when north, fly the Union flag!
This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only.
Bummer. 
djm
-Looks like something out of “Riven”-