Hunting the Bandit Snails

Poststructural Pub
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Now is your chance to fame! The OU needs you!
Take part in the Big Hunt and watch out for bandit snails,
a new entirely scientific Neighbourhood Watch scheme,
no religions harmed!
Arm yourself with colourful tools provided ABSOLUTELY FREE,
take a friend along on roadside patrols, to pull you out of ditches
in case you Get Stuck too close to the action.
Be careful the arch killer Thrush is not striking first!
Wear gloves in case It Really Gets Sticky.

REWARD:
You may witness the changing of combat camouflage
AND you earn a coloured dot on the HQ crime scene map!!

What are you waiting for?
Join the hunters now at http://www.evolutionmegalab.org/

And you’ll see: Darwin is your friend!

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What’s one bandit snail in an ocean of banded snails?

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I remember how they were first outlawed in Japan by the Zen temples for cussing Mu.

djm

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I’m doing my part and I’ve done fairly well so far, the bandit snails are the ones underneath the banded snails.

Susan

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Snail stuffed Song Thrushes, wraped with bacon and grilled, yum!

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That’s still a lovely drawing, btw.

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(Thanks)