There was a company in Texas that drilled for oil. One day, the derrick got stopped up and try as they may, they could not get the oil flowing again. They called the company that manufactured it and they sent out a technician. The technician looked at it and told them it would cost $50,000 to fix. Being that this was a multi-million dollar piece of equipment and the company was losing millions an hour due to the stoppage, they readily agreed. The technician went to his truck and came back with an ordinary Craftsman hammer. He climbed up to the top, measured down a precise distance. Hauled back and swung the hammer, connecting with the main pipe right on a little X he had marked off with chalk before measuring. The oil began to flow again immediately. When he came down he asked for the $50,000 for the repair and the company brass were very angry and refused to pay until they had received an itemized bill, as they felt that the simple repair wasn’t worth the price. The next day, a bill arrived from the manufacturer. It read, “hitting the pipe with a hammer - $5. Knowing where to hit it - $49,995”
My friend is a harpist. Her pedal harps run $20,000 - $30,000, even on ebay. It is my understanding that a bassoon worth playing (pro quality) will run something similar, as it is a rare instrument. And you have to admit, that UP are about as rare as they come.
That having been said, I do agree that the prices are prohibitive, and that the instrument will never become any more common while we scare new players this way.
Things will become a bit easier I think when standardization allows for a manufactured reed. They have them for GHB, after all. THEY don’t need to go back to their specific maker in order to get their instrument reeded. And while a great deal of double reed orchestral musicians make their own reeds, most do not - they’re too busy practicing to spend their time making reeds that can be bought in a store or learning how to do it. Some may have some quick modifications they make to the store bought ones, but stil…
Our “reed problem” seems to be unique to UPs.
Violinists don’t have to get strings tailor made to their specific instrument, or cut and dry the gut themselves, they go online, order a set, and have it delivered. There are 14,15,16 inch violins, but the important parts are made in such a way as to accept any strings. Now, there are different grades of strings - the lowest are $14, and the highest I’ve found are $120 a set (tho I found out where to get the $120s for 1/2 price ;o)
Anyway, paki sets, should they ever be improved to the point of being reliable and pleasant (i don’t think it would take much, just enough motivation on the part of the paki makers), people would be able to get started. Look again at violins. chinese and korean setups for $100 on ebay flood the market, with cheap violins. cheap violins that, while they don’t have the tone, or look as nice as superdupervarnish, don’t sound terrible, and allow one to learn to play in tune. Then an intermediate antique can be had for $300, an upper intermediate reallyantique for about $800, and finally, really good, pro quality for around $3000 depending, which seems to be the general range for any orchestral quality instrument even lever harps, except for a few of the rarer or huge instruments (bass, pedal harp, bassoon, contrabassoon, etc).
And all that because standardization allows for the manufacutre and availability of the instrument. Once upon a time, Stradivarius made each instrument by hand, back when the violin had its advent. Now, even the best ones are not made by an individual maker in a private workshop - they are made by instrument companies who carry them as part of their line. Can a violin instrument be custom made? Of course it can, but it usually isn’t. And so I think in 50-100 years you will see UPs made not by individual, independent pipemakers, but by companies that specialize in their manufacture, perhaps some of the companies that handle oboes and clarinets right now…