Crabs are docile, harmless and cute. For true horror, you need giant mutant rabbits.
(dwest, how big is your Dutch oven?)
I have a big oval cast iron roaster that will accommodate everyone in the picture, but it will take a month of Sundays to break apart enough garlic cloves. Or I could borrow my wife’s 36" cast-iron dye/stew pot. But big bunnies are tough, I like the little coneys.
everyone’s approaching this from a stovetop p.o.v.;
For a hare that size, think barbecue pit, or fire roasted on a slowly revolving spit. 
Actually, that may be the un-scariest horror movie ever made. It turns out that even giant mutant carnivorous bunnies are cute.
By the way, for SciFi B movie fans, this one opens in theaters next week, and looks like it will be a must-see. Very positive reviews so far.
OOOOoooooo, I’m gonna get me to a traditional Southern Style Bunny-Pull.
now, returning to the subject of crabs:
"Crabs ‘sense and remember pain’ "
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7966807.stm
Those aren’t hares! They’re Flemish giant rabbits.
Ooo, can’t stand them things. Always clearing their throats, ain’t they? Disgusting is what it is! Won’t have 'em in the 'ouse!
djm
hare hair balls 
Just being phlegmatic.
djm
Why does this woman have a rope?
If she didn’t have the rope, she wouldn’t be able to lean back and look all provocative and “damsel-in-distress”-ish as the crab is grabbing at her. So the rope is important.
It’s not a rope, it’s a thread, and she’s dangling.
The artist’s error of the crab’s eyes just compounds the problem.
djm
I knew I’d find something good if I visited C&F tonight, by golly!
On the subject of Flemish Giant Rabbits:
On the subject of the crab with human-appearing eyes:
Excellent! Absolutely excellent!
Oh yes, clever word usage there. Bravo.
djm