I’ve dodged this bullet. My wife is in charge of reading all the (insert a polite, diplomatic word for boring here) type authors. She handles the Shakespeare too.
Shakespeare - boring? Of course one shouldn’t read his plays, they need to be performed. There’s comedy, action, love stories, anything you like (just avoid the history plays).
My main awareness of Emily Dickinson comes via Woody Allen: “Emily Dickinson was wrong. Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to see a specialist in Zurich.”
I once spent a half hour standing in front of Emily Dickinson’s house.
It was bitter cold January, and I was in Amherst to buy a concertina. At the end of the day I walked over to the Dickinson home, not far from the town center. There was nothing to see, of course. The house was closed, and the streets empty. But I stood there shivering in the lengthening shadows, imagining that extraordinary life within those walls, talking to Emily, and reciting to myself what verses I could recall. A sort of homage, I suppose, and a moving experience.
Now that The Homestead and The Evergreens have been restored and are open for public tours, I’m going to have to make my way up to Massachusetts and pay a visit myself some day.
I’ll have an abundance of free time in just a little over a year, and a nice road trip would probably do me a lot of good.
Funny Story: I was in a noisy cafeteria and the folks that I was dining with were discussing a local Shakespeare event and I get ready to say (and the whole cafeteria gets quiet all at once) so I shout, “I think Shakespeare is totally lame.” Good for me it wasn’t a real snooty place. No one said a thing. This is one of my many shortcomings what can I say.
IT was a lover and his lass,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
That o’er the green corn-field did pass,
In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding;
Sweet lovers love the spring.
Between the acres of the rye,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
These pretty country folks would lie,
In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding;
Sweet lovers love the spring.
This carol they began that hour,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
How that life was but a flower
In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding;
Sweet lovers love the spring.
And, therefore, take the present time
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
For love is crown`d with the prime
In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding;
Sweet lovers love the spring.
Nope, no reverence. The only adaptation of a work of Shakespeare that I like is an episode of Moonlighting (starred Bruce Willis and Cybil Shepherd) that was loosing based on Taming of the Shrew.
I do like Shakespeare fishing equipment. Does that count?