The sneaky bastard passed 3,000 and we didn’t even notice!
HIP!!
Hop!
Bop!
PLOP
A Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bam-boom!
About time… 
Boy I sure noticed and thought it way more than 3000!
Oh, posts… I thought you meant leguminous f a r t s for a moment.
Never mind.
(Just kidding, Congrats!)
Nice going, kid. But next time an elder asks a stupid question about the spelling of a Shakespearean character’s name, TRY to make her look good. It’s a life skill that’ll come in handy for ya. 
Carol
Whopeee,congrats to congrats! 
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .. mmmmph … … Wha’?
djm
I’ll try to keep that in mind. 
Hi.
Congrats, Congrats.
Young and foolish..but soooo cool.
Slan,
D. 
I’d take exception to the “foolish” if it weren’t probably true. 
My bad…
I meant Ghoulish
Slan,
D.
Congratulations, Congratulations!
I’d like to take this opportunity to add “sexy” to the list.
You’re a foolish sexy ghoul? That’s a new one for me.