Chuck Norris (somewhat explicit language)

Poststructural Pub
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Who would win if Chuck Norris fought Jesus?

I think that Chuck Norris would roundkick Jesus’ ass right down off that cross, and then when Jesus turned the other cheek, Chuck Norris would stick that crown of thorns in it.

That’s what I think.

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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DON’T FUCK WITH CHUCK!!!
Hyyyaaaaaaa!!!

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Henke, that list was hilarious!!! I have never seen Chuck-jokes before!
:laughing: :laughing:

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Yeah, it was pretty funny. Martial artists folks tend to take themselves sooo seriously, so I like the jokes.

One of my favorite is:

Queestion: “How many martial artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Answer: 100. It takes one to screw in the light bulb, and 99 to discuss how Bruce Lee would have done it. :laughing:

Loren

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Here’s a brand new fact. You didn’t read this in the Da Vinci Code!

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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So apparently nobody here realizes that the whole Chuck Norris gag stems from a SNL skit about Bill Braskey. Appalling. I ought to get Mr. T in here to do some pitying.