Have you ever heard of Talk Soup? The Soup? Well this is Chiff Soup. I’m going to the beach for the week. If folks could bother posting the hi-lites of this week’s posts in this thread, you all could save me some time. I’ll be back August 8th. No souvenirs. No nothing. Just be happy I’m gone.
Well, I submitted a bunch gassy bloated posts in the Pun thread that it hurt you to look at.
I think he just wants a couple of pictures…maybe a few short words
…or maybe just ta gloat
I’m at the beach mutey. Maybe I’ll see you. Except I’m leaving tomorrow. In the meantime I’ll keep a sharp eye out for a guy in a tie-dye shirt, with a clipboard, taking random polls.
We’re leaving as soon as my wife wakes up and I can make noise and finish packing.
I’ll be looking for the woman being safely guarded from zombies.
I can quote, I can paraphrase, or I can give a synopsis. The highlights might even be from actual threads and not made up. But I’m not one of the cool people who know how to post images of computer pages, so I guess it looks like Mute will have to not read my posts. Again.
From me?? Ha. Fat chance.
oddly I’ve come to terms with 'is dissatisfaction with me 
oh bla di, as they say
I shall post the highlights in advance…
Nano found a new, pretty emoticon and it has been getting nice and chummy with the rest of his stable of hoarded emoticons, oppressed luckless thralls (such a lovely word, “thralls”) fated to wait upon his cruel and couldn’t-care-less pleasure, mere playthings whose only hope of being tossed a crust is to do the bidding of Nano’s jackboot will and who had best see to it that they make him smile:
Yes. Dance, my little e-kitty. Dance.
Why do I suddenly want Quiznos?
I don’t know. Eating it is one thing, but putting it in a sandwich never occurred to me.
active little thing, innit
I had a friend back in '69 that was prone to that sort of behavior.
This pleases me. We could keep up with the double entendres and totally hijack Mute’s thread beyond recognition while he’s away.
He looks delicious, but I was
thinking more like a spokesman gig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3y6DAeK_A
I don’t know what mutie expected,
anyway, aside from 7 days of
astronomical happenings. Maybe
we should make it the best week
ever so he never goes on vacation
again lest he miss out.
I only just saw that for the first time last night! On any given day I would find Quiznos commercials so college-of-douchebaggery boring that they have squeezed me dry of any more tears left to shed, but I thought this was brilliant. 
What’s not to wuv about kyoot widdow kiddinz wif cheap wick-wack twimmed wed acwiwwick bwocade WenFest waistcoats and vewwy, vewwy, vewwy bad pweschool music on toy instwumence? Yeah. That’ll send me screaming to the nearest franchise, all right.
You know, now that I think about it…my money sez that’s exactly what he was hoping for. I don’t know why he’d want an excuse to not go on vacations with his own wife and kids, but, ehhh…you know. It’s probably best not to ask about things like that, here.
The best and cruelest thing would have been for no one to post at all (I could have locked it but that would be crude), so in the meantime we’d better make this good. Like as in bad, good.
I thought this was headed towards an animated cat thread.
And why not.
I think the path you’re taking here is a good one, I.D.10-t.
Here, your screen’s a little dirty:
Thought you’d never ask!
