“I say. Did I hear someone say they had opened a fine can of worms?”
“Say, is it warm in here, or is it just me?”
“Ummm, I might have to move here shortly…”
“Heh, heh… just wait till he lights that one!”
I just can’t look at bird pictures without thinking of this wonderful tune.
VERSE 1
I married a wife in th month of June
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
O, I took her home by th light of th moon
Nickety-nackety-nighty-jim-dackety
Rickety-rackety-riptun-quin-quality
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
VERSE 2
She combed her hair but once a month
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
An’ every comb a drop of blood
Nickety-nackety-nighty-jim-dackety
Rickety-rackety-riptun-quin-quality
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
VERSE 3
She swept th floor but once’t a year
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
Th reason brooms were all so dear
Nickety-nackety-nighty-jim-dackety
Rickety-rackety-riptun-quin-quality
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
VERSE 4
She churned her milk, in Dads ole boot
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
An’ for a dasher she used her foot
Nickety-nackety-nighty-jim-dackety
Rickety-rackety-riptun-quin-quality
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
VERSE 5
Th saddle an’ bridle hang under th shelf
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now
If you want anymore you may sing it yourself
Nickety-nackety-nighty-jim-dackety
Rickety-rackety-riptun-quin-quality
Nickety-nackety-now-now-now