DENVER, Colorado (Reuters) – A Denver Zoo monkey has died of bubonic plague, apparently after eating a squirrel stricken with the disease, Colorado health and zoo officials said Monday.
Plague squirrels! Not even Richard Adams could dream up anything so sick, so evil, so twisted beyond all bounds of decency. But that’s the way it is with plague animals. You think you know them, you think they care and return your affection, and then suddenly they’re turning their hordes of merciless fleas on you, hunting you relentlessly, infecting you over and over again in a wild, senseless orgy of buboes.
I think most primates (including people) are primarily or entirely vegetarian, but the occasional bug, egg, slice of cheese or squirrel family isn’t unheard of.
Jared Diamond in his books The Third Chimpanzee and, to a lesser extent, Collapse has some interesting discussions about the hunting practices of early man.
The only primate I’m aware of that is truly herbivorous is the gorilla. Most primates, including our closest relatives the chimp and the bonobo, not only eat meat, but engage in hunting behavior.
We primates are incredibly adaptable…we can live on just about anything.
Now here’s an interesting factoid…there is one animal (not a primate) that is physically a carnivore, but functionally a vegetarian: the Giant Panda. They have the dentition and digestive system of a carnivore, but somehow long ago adapted to a purely herbivorous diet. Funny how nature works, isn’t it?